That’s hot…and probably a little uncomfortable too.

Paris was forced back to jail today after her lawyers initially secured a transfer to house arrest just 24 hours earlier because of an alleged “medical condition.” However, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered her return to jail when no explanation of what exactly the “medical condition” preventing her from serving out the 45 day sentence was provided at an afternoon hearing. (Poor thing, I’m sure the pea under her mattress was just keeping her up at night.)
According to the Post, upon hearing the judge’s ruling, Hilton rose from the defense table and yelled “It’s not right!”
In light of Paris’ return to jail, here’s an old pic of Paris having a better day sashaying around Miami’s South Beach last summer like the heiress to a fortune rather than one of a crying, disheveled mess she became today.

To the right is a “Paris Hilton” Jailbird Wax Figure currently on display at Madame Tussauds in New York City.
Ah, Madame Tussauds, that place manages to keep itself relevant after all these years.
UPDATE: The best article I have found explaining why she was sent to jail in the first place is here. I can’t believe she wasn’t sentenced longer. To be spoiled and rich.
Miami, South Beach, SoBe, Paris Hilton, Madame Tussauds
June 24th, 2007 at 10:14 am
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